Total Medals Earned: 1,584 (From 250 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,695 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/405 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/200 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (110/395 points)
Play for 5 minutes
Play the game once
Play for 10 minutes
Play for over 25 minutes
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Reload any weapon 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
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Flip a gun 100 times
Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
