Total Medals Earned: 1,588 (From 252 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,855 Points
Medals Earned: 8/11 (195/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 8
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (160/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/240 points)
Get one piece of Neptune's Eye
Acquire 5000 gold coins
Complete 20 Quests
Get 10 golden treasure chest
Destroy 100 ships
Kill Kraken
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.